WARNING: The following is an extremely pointless question, and may cause you to go insane.
If you had to be any type of bread product, what would you be?
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The blog where you realize that you are a temporary arrangement of matter slowly sliding towards oblivion in a cold, uncarring universe. (Sorry, I was depressed that day.)
If I HAD to be? Hmmm…foregoing the question of WHY one would want to be a bread product, I guess I’d like to be a slice of Iron Kids Wonder Bread: low in fat, with the implication that I’m strong and amazing and that kids like me???
Or I could just be a Hostess Ding Dong: silly, and in danger of being discontinued.
I would be french bread. It’s the best kind isn’t it?😜