This is a blog. I think. Maybe. Not really…… This post makes absolutely no sense. At all.
P.S. The first person to leave a comment on this post gets a free cookie. The second gets a toaster oven as a consolation prize.
Brian's Blogged Blog
The blog where you realize that you are a temporary arrangement of matter slowly sliding towards oblivion in a cold, uncarring universe. (Sorry, I was depressed that day.)
Do I actually get a free cookie?
No. That was a test to see if anyone would actually read this post. Sorry.